This is less than ideal but it gets the time on my machine down from ~6s
to ~2s when checking no taps. It still shows that we're doing way more
in `update.sh` than we need to be doing but that's a future PR.
This is the (partially) documented public API for Homebrew.
The main class you should look at is the {Formula} class (and classes linked from there). That's the class that's used to create Homebrew formulae (i.e. package descriptions). Assume anything else you stumble upon is private.